our answering machine message

Hi.

(long pause)
(it makes you think someone's answered the phone but we haven't - ha ha!)
(My mother has fallen for it six times.)
(So far.)

You've reached [our phone number]. Don't leave us a long message cause whoever's checking the messages prolly has to pee.



Update next day: This post resulted in a not unhilarious chain of events. Read about it here.